(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
Yo! Beasty!
- Want to play a...
- Video game?
- (BEEPING)
- Ha! Already set up.
- But first, let's grab...
- A couple of sodas?
You know me so well.
Well enough to know
you're starving for
the best food ever created.
- A delicious burger.
- Burrito.
- What? You mean a burger?
- What? You mean a burrito?
- Burrito! (GASPS)
- Burger! (GASPS)
I feel like
I don't even know you anymore.
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Hey, guys. What's up?
Cyborg thinks
burgers are better
than burritos.
Beast Boy doesn't get that
burgers are stacks
of deliciousiticity.
Tell him which one's better,
please, will you?
Oh, that is
a difficult question.
Yeah, I could go either way.
I really don't care.
Make your cases.
(CLEARS THROAT)
The hamburger features
a stackable structure,
which allows the user
to customize it
to one's individual taste.
Its open-sided architecture
provides a clear view
of what's inside at all times.
And, because
of its aerodynamically
perfect design,
many experts believe
the burger to be a gift
from a more highly
advanced civilization
from beyond the stars.
- In conclusion, they are good.
- (CLATTER)
I thank you.
(WHIRRS)
(STRUMMING GUITARRON)
Hola, amigos!
It is my absolute honor
to sing to you a song
about the most beloved food
in the whole entire world.
? The burrito,
the burrito... ?
? It's awesome
and it's so good to eat ?
? The burrito, the burrito ?
? It's filled with good things
to eat ?
(SCATTING)
? Burritos are yummy
and burgers are gross ?
(SCATTING)
? Burritos are yummy
and burgers are gross?
? Buns, ketchup,
pickle, cheese ?
? Put that patty
in between ?
? It's burger
What? What? ?
? Buns, ketchup,
pickle, cheese ?
? Put that patty in between ?
? It's burger
What? What? ?
? It's burger ?
Hey! I was in the middle
of my burrito song!
-Burritos are so much better.
-Stop it, you guys!
-Ow!
-So? What do you think?
Both are very
satisfactory to me.
I still don't care.
We're going to need
a taste test to settle this.
ANNOUNCER: These culinary
Titans are no strangers
to kitchen combat.
-Look at that concentration.
-(SQUEAKING)
Unbelievable!
-I've never seen
anything quite like it.
-(WHIRRING)
Amazing!
Can you believe
what you're seeing?
(SNIFFS)
Ah... Hmm. Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious!
Mmm. Yum.
Yes! Come here, mama.
-Whoa! You guys gotta
cleanse your palates.
-Oh!
-(CRASHES)
-Get rid of that nasty
burrito taste.
(WHIRRING)
(BEEPING)
(WHIRRING)
(BEEPING)
Mmm-hmm. Ooh!
Hmm. Pretty good.
Ooh! Delicious!
Mmm. Yum.
But which is better?
Look, can't we just agree that
some people like one food
and some people
like another one?
(WEAPONS POWERING UP)
BOTH: No!
Uh-huh!
(GASPS)
(FUNKY GUITAR MUSIC)
(CREAKING)
My eye! My one good eye!
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
(ALARM WAILING)
(SQUISHING)
(LAUGHING)
Ah! Look, what he's done.
Calm down. There's no way
to know for sure who did that.
(GIGGLING)
(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
(LAUGHS)
That's what you get
for napping on the burger side!
(GROWLS)
(SCREAMS)
(LAUGHING)
(DRILL WHIRRING)
-(CLATTERING)
-(GROANS)
We're sick and tired
of both of you.
-(GROANING)
-This has gone on too long.
Time to finally settle this...
With an all-out
food competition!
(BELL DINGS)
(GUNSHOT)
(SCREECHING)
In your face.
(BELL DINGS)
(WHIRRS)
(GUN CLICKS)
(GUNSHOTS)
Beat that, son!
Oh, you know I will.
(BELL DINGS)
(WHIRRING)
Aerodynamic, huh? (CHUCKLES)
(BELL DINGS)
(BEEPING)
(WHIRRING)
(BELL DINGS)
(MUNCHING)
Mmm, so warm and good.
How's your burrito doing? Hmm?
-(BOTH GROWLING)
-Easy, you two.
Save it for the final round.
It seems as if we have
covered all of the usual
food competitions.
What else could
there possibly be?
How about,
"I still don't care"?
I know! It should be a...
Don't expect me
to finish your sentence.
Those days are over.
But, I know what you
were gonna say, and I
accept the challenge.
Then it is on!
(CHOMPING)
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
So, why are we on the roof?
For The Ultimate
Burger Burrito
Smack Down, bro!
(EXPLOSION)
(GROWLING)
This is insane!
Relax! I just used
some delicious burgers
and some tasty robotics!
Oh, I got
a little bit of help.
He wouldn't stop
bothering me.
Please, please, please!
Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please!
(SOBBING) Please!
This looks like
it's going to get messy.
Yeah it is!
There's gonna be beans
and cheese everywhere!
Let's do this.
-(BELL DINGS)
-ANNOUNCER: Fight!
Salsa storm!
Bun batch!
(CHAINS RATTLING)
Pickle pounder!
Jalapeno hammer!
(GRUNTING)
-CYBORG: Mayo meltdown!
-(CRASH)
-BEAST BOY: Guacamole grenade!
-(CRASH)
-CYBORG:
Pepper jack cheese slicer!
-(CRASH)
All this food fighting
has given me the hunger.
Me too.
I could totally go
for a pizza.
Sure. Let's just
get out of here.
-CYBORG: Relish ram!
-(CRASH)
Tortilla take down!
Burger blast!
Tomato time bomb!
(BEEPING)
Oh! Did you see that?
You got burger all up
in your face.
Burrito blade!
How's that taste, fool?
I'm on fuego!
Ketchup!
Patty smack!
Oh, yes! You want that
whooping as a combo?
With a milkshake
and some fries?
Bean bomb!
Onion onslaught!
Sesame heat seeker!
(EXPLOSION)
Mmm... This is pretty good.
Mmm... Veggie patty?
Of course, Beasty.
I know you don't eat meat.
And I love me
some veggie patty.
Oh, man! I'm sorry, bro.
Burgers are pretty great.
I'm sorry too, little homie.
I didn't know burritos
could be so delicious.
You know what
all this food fighting
has got me in the mood for?
Mmm-hmm.
-Ice cream!
-Pie!
BOTH: Yeah, boy!
-Hot pie...
-Ice cream on top.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)